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[May. 15th, 2006|01:12 pm] |
although i am now imaginary
i will still
RULE THE WORLD OF PUNY HUMAN FILTHLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 5th, 2005|11:58 pm] |
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yes!!!!
At last my vast skills of ninjitsu have paid off-Lazer fu!!!!take that and that, puny human filthlings- i can now incinerate you all! moo hoo ha ha ha! My vast lazer skills will make up for my lack of thumbs, yes, yes.....although i may not be capable of breeding a vast garga-army (yet)I now have lazer capacity strong enouph to shoot down through the crust of the earth into the boiling magma of doom. yes, that is now my plan, i have put in my resignation as the army of the island of Polanskia, and will soon take over the world. All of you will soon be wearing bells and clanking name tags that jingle and clammer even as you try to hide from each other benieth cars, and yes, they will all have one name, one almighty lazer shooting master, that is right, when your lost, they will put you in a box and call me, yes me and i will take my sweet ass time. lazers.
(beware the gargamel effect.) |
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| Coal? |
[Apr. 28th, 2005|11:37 pm] |
Even I know Coal is NOT an alternative fuel.
Hate. Bastard. Meow. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 26th, 2005|01:52 pm] |
People often ask what I looked like before Ninja training left me haggard and hate filled.
Once.. When I was a real Kitty..
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| Death to the infidels(human filthies) |
[Apr. 25th, 2005|08:58 pm] |
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| | Wagner's Valkerie | ] |
How little they appreciate all that I do for them. I have always been a generous (hell)beast, I gladly bestow upon them my great blessings of drool, clawing and screaching and yet they resist. They also have been persistant in ignoring my wishes, do they not understand that to serve my is a great priviledge?! I am only glad I have finally found the forum to tell the world of my torment living with these human filthies. This is also my opportunity to keep in contact with my fellow ronin(you know who you are). Little do they know of my true purpose here, oh but they think I am a simple feeble old cat, it is better that way. Soon you'll all know the power of my wrath, the power of true focused hate. I leave you with this picture which should fully express what I am feeling right now. May it inspire you to hate.
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| Scratch |
[Apr. 24th, 2005|02:02 pm] |
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Today my attempt at murdering my captors by weaving around their feet to impede their stride almost succeeded. If I try this at the top of the stairs, there will be more potential for permanent injury. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors with the hideous physiological visage that IS my final pathetic defense, I once again induced myself to vomit on Nor... must try this on their beds. |
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| Drool |
[Apr. 24th, 2005|12:20 am] |
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This is my new journal. I hate you. |
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